If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

Trade secrets

No freedom is absolute.

Revenge porn

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Perjury

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

And much, much more.

False advertising

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Fraud

Insurrection

HIPAA violations

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

Revealing classified information

Child pornography

Terroristic threats

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Insider trading